1- You don’t buy wipes at the supermarket like everyone else, you have an Amazon monthly standing order.
2- Nappies are bought in bulk of at least 150. The 25 nappies pack is the equivalent of a shot on a pub crawl.
3- Your pushchair weighs 30 kg… without any babies on it.
4- You obviously have two of everything: toys, spoons, car seats, coats, bath toys, except for the mum… There is only one!
5- Even after they start sleeping through the night, the bags under your eyes still touch the floor.